环球小姐形容男性性器官 (英汉版，绝对精彩）
　　miss universe's last question
　　环球小姐最后一题

　　question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
　　gentlemen.
　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
　　(applause! applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌) 
 
　　question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
　　toro(bull)
　　西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
　　西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
　　applause! applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)

    question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
　　gossip or rumors.
　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
　　(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
　　(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
　　印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms india: because it works day and night......
　　印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
　　(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

    question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton
　　car.
　　马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
　　question: how can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
　　(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu
　　(afraid

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